Bullets of Justice |
Kazakhstan / Bulgaria • 2019 • 79m •
   • Directed by: Valeri Milev. • Starring: Ester Chardaklieva, Yana Marinova, Dessy Slavova, Doroteya Toleva, Danny Trejo, Timur Turisbekov. • Music by: Timur Turisbekov.   During the Third World War, the American government initiates a secret project code named ''Army Bacon'' in order to create super soldier by inbreeding human being with pigs. 25 years later a breed called ''Muzzles'' have occupied top of the food chain, eating and farming humans like animals. Rob Justice is an ex-bounty hunter working for the last line of human resistance - a group of survivors hiding in a nuclear bunker deep underground. His mission is to find out how muzzles came to power and destroy them.
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Seriously, it was so hard to not smile, laugh, wonder what the hell is going, being surprisingly entertained to the max and feeling emotion all at the same time throughout the movie. Rob's mustache sporting super soldier sister who is also his lover. Rob's bullet proof brother with telekinesis powers. The awesome Russian music. Pig people that farm real people for meat. Rob's gay rival who cuts off two heads at once while doing the splits in the air wearing a banana hammock, who Rob fantasizes about. Or one of the best is when Rob Justice teleports stuck into a concrete wall and shoots up pig people with one of his arms sticking out of the wall and kicks a mag to a companion who then kicks the mag into the face of a pig person and then Rob shoots himself out of the concrete wall and somehow it's super awesome.
The movie was seriously so ridiculous and amazing at the same time. I don't know how to explain it because the movie was so far out in left field yet it was pure bliss to watch. A movie I could watch multiple times and be entertained. It was left open for a sequel. If they don't make a sequel I think my life will now feel incomplete. I can't tell you how seriously I am about that statement.
Review by supremevaultmaster from the Internet Movie Database.
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