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Bikini Girls v Dinosaurs

Bikini Girls v Dinosaurs (2014) Movie Poster
UK  •    •  52m  •    •  Directed by: Kenneth D. Barker.  •  Starring: Agne Adomulyte, Vicki Glover, Xander Hewitt, Waleed Khalid, Cheri La May, Fiona Lobo-Cranston, David Macey, Sophie McWhannell, Pauline Myers, Dave Newell, Toria Pardoe, Hannah Robson, Kul Sarai.  •  Music by: Francesco D'Andrea.
    Three bikini clad heirs to a space age kingdom, on the eve of their inauguration, are tricked and sent into a black hole and back in time by their evil stepmother so she can take the throne.

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Review:

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Image from: Bikini Girls v Dinosaurs (2014)
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But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical.

And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus.

It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests.

It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.


Review by generationofswine from the Internet Movie Database.