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Kinky Kong
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  •  USA  •    •  73m  •    •  Directed by: John Bacchus.  •  Starring: John Paul Fedele, Sabrina Faire, Darian Caine, A.J. Khan, Alexia Moore, Lora Renee, Jennifer Stanczak, Jackie Stevens, Duane Polcou, Dan Schwab, Jimmy Doyle, Adolfo Candray, Johnny Irons.  •  Music by: Pink Delicates.
      In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune. With a crudely drawn map, he sets sail for Bone Island, his crew including Fanny, his latest discovery. The island is home to the legendary Kinky Kong, a massive gorilla. The crew overcomes the ape and takes him back to New York to exhibit - but chains break, and the ape is on the loose. Liberty is in danger.

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"The horror. . .the horror." "Kinky Kong" ranks among the worst movies I've ever seen. With the time, money and resources spent on this piece of garbage the filmmakers could have actually made a decent movie. The only real "spoiler" someone could write about this movie is a review that would cause someone to see the film.

I realize that the filmmakers are trying to cash in on the "Scary Movie" - type spoofs while adding gratuitous nudity and sex. But comedy requires wit and timing, neither of which are part of part of this production. Even though a few of the actresses are hot, the sex scenes are pointless and boring. It isn't even a decent soft-core porn film. Yeah, it's only saving grace is that it's not as long as Peter Jackson's "King Kong".

Review by kenneth-r-close-1 from the Internet Movie Database.

 
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