Return of the Roller Blade Seven |
USA / Hungary • 1993 • 78m •
  • Directed by: Donald G. Jackson. • Starring: Scott Shaw, Joe Estevez, Allison Chase, Don Stroud, Karen Black, Frank Stallone, Selina Jayne, Rhonda Shear, William Smith, Greg O'Neill, Roger Ellis, Chanel Akiko Hirai, Ani Bilesky. • Music by: Scott Shaw.   The further adventures of the lone samurai Hawk, as he continues his battle to defeat the evil Pharaoh, Saint Offender and the Black Knight. Guided by his Psychic, Hawk ultimate defeats his adversaries and brings order to the universe.
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Review:
This is not a bad film. I'm not even sure it is a film. A film would have a plot that I could describe to you in order to help you. There is no plot.
It has big name actors like Joe Estevez and Frank Stallone. Big names, not big talents. Estevez sits around mumbling, perhaps trying to emulate Marlon Brando from Apocolypse Now, but more resembling that guy who sits down the end of the crowded bar with nobody near him...
Not sure what the rest of the people do. It scared me to watch. There was some rollerblading, but it seemed to be set out in the desert, so I'm not sure how they went very far.
I have to stop. Memories of this (like the filmmakers) should be locked away for all time...
Review by Anatole Humfrey from the Internet Movie Database.
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