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Lift

Lift (1997) Movie Poster
USA  •    •  91m  •    •  Directed by: Anthony Theisen.  •  Starring: Patrick Killian, Bruce Burns, Jose Ramos, Elyse Ashton, Laura Bahr, Chrour Touch, Marge Ann Windish, Jamie Marker, Marabeth Mudge, Eugene Glasco, Lise Hart, David Dawes, Andrea Fears.  •  Music by: Dan Lawrence, Kristi Lawrence.
     Young pizza delivery man Larry wanders through the desert waiting for the aliens to land - he believes in everything he hears and does anything anyone tells him.

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Well, this movie can. It's like a bunch random events one after another (the script was probably thrown together on a beer drinkingweed smoking afternoon). I couldn't tell you what the story is about, even if you'd point a gun at my head. There is no point watching this, because it gives you a serious headache, or, what's worse, tons of restless hours wondering what was this all about. However, there are things I realized after the ending:

- Nevada desert is full of strange, possibly mentally handicapped people

- You should never try to find a black mailbox unless you are a taciturn, annoying Pizza guy wearing jeans and red T shirt

- Twisted goth chicks will make love to you only when you're wearing a ridiculous UFO mask

- Never try hitchhiking if you can't make a distinction between black and white

- Famous businessmen try to vitalize themselves by drilling their forehead

To cut a long story short, "Lift" is a bad, meaningless, irritating experience. Consider yourself to be warned, avoid this disaster at all costs! I told you...


Review by enemigavortexx from the Internet Movie Database.