"First Man on Mars" doesn't know why people love old low budget horror movies, it tries to inject comedy in an awful B movie, it doesn't work, parodies like these almost never work, the only ones that work are effective because there is actual comedic talent behind them, like in "Black Dynamite" or "The Kentucky Fried Movie", most of the time we get lazy trash like this, don't they know that B movies are funny because they are genuine?
Of course everything in this movie is awful, from the acting to the writing and uses the usual excuse of "its a parody of crappy movies" to be crappy unapologetically, I can stand a low budget movie made with love for schlocky trash flicks but it at least needs to be funny in some way.
Review by MonsterVision99 from the Internet Movie Database.