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Warlords

Warlords (1988) Movie Poster
  •  USA  •    •  87m  •    •  Directed by: Fred Olen Ray.  •  Starring: David Carradine, Dawn Wildsmith, Sid Haig, Ross Hagen, Fox Harris, Robert Quarry, Brinke Stevens, Victoria Sellers, Sam Hiona, Cleve Hall, Debra Lamb, Michelle Bauer, Greta Gibson.  •  Music by: William Belote.
        Dow is an ex-soldier searching the wasteland for his wife who was taken from him by the Warlord. With only a disembodied, wisecracking head and a renegade woman named Danny as his companions, they roam the terrain to try and get back the woman that Dow lost.

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Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Image from: Warlords (1988)
Surely someone like David Carradine would be smart enough to getting involved in this low budget rubbish. This movie is the pits, low budget, daft story-line, a puppet mutant and a rip off Mad Max two. It has a interesting side story, of an army officer who comes a likely Allie of the Heroes in this movie. For someone who is a high ranking army officer, he seems to be a imbecile who couldn't even run a ant farm, let along an army. Interesting at the start, it shows him coming out of what appears to be a white van, than a underground bunker. Why is he alone, wouldn't there been other soldiers with him. Later he shows up, appearing to have live in a desert for years, yet his uniform is in good shape, like it been iron the night before, and chances it was, its not even dirty or ragged for someone who sleeping in the desert for years.

There is many boobs, even with the opening scenes of two babes been chase by bandits over the desert, when they catch them, rip off their tops, revealing their boobs. There is another sense, with the warlord, were it appears one of the bandits is push into the front of the camera by one of the film crew.

I only watch half the movie, when the puppet shows up, i had enough of this and switch it off in disgust, well i really fast forward to see if there was anything Elsa worth worthing. There wasn't.

Don't watch this movie, watching an ant crawling up the wall would be far better waste of time, than watching this brain dead, low budget, crap feast.


Review by greenflea2 from the Internet Movie Database.

 
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