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Frankenpimp

Frankenpimp (2009) Movie Poster
Canada  •    •  194m  •    •  Directed by: Vivita, Tony Watt, John A. Kelly.  •  Starring: Tony Watt, Vivita, Martin Magee, Michelle Newland, Devika, Lloyd Kaufman, Damian Smith, Danny Fisher, Fab Martinez, Alyssa Nicole Pallett, Shauna Jaeger Kartt, Jason G. Butler, Brett M. Butler.  •  Music by: Peter John Ross.
    Romeo Montague is the alias of (the re-animated) Patient Zero, a skilled, mutated android hit-man/pimp/ancient relics collector, that lives in Verona City, N.Y.; a dystopic metropolis filled with extreme horror & sexual deviancy; featuring: a lustful, demonic, man-eating Astro-Queen, a psychotic South American underworld god, human/android sex-slave party-girls, bloodthirsty zombies, vengeful deities and alien hooker vampire junkies/go-go girls. The cities are also plagued with murderous cybernetic 'goon' robots, that are constantly trying to take Montague's life, as he and his street hustling pal 'Tricky' tries to figure out which one of his jive-ass enemies are trying to kill him.

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FRANKENPIMP is the worst indie film I've seen yet, a mindless exercise in genre-mixing nonsense, throwing such disparate elements into the storyline as pimps, aliens, femme fatales, monsters, and the like. Running in excess of three hours and with no seeming coherence or script, this is incredibly bad, baseless nonsense that just goes on and on and on. There's some exploitation, a little gore, and extremely poor video quality that makes the whole thing an unwatchable mess.

Review by Leofwine_draca from the Internet Movie Database.

 
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